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I Never Knew She Could Walk

It’s one AM, but I’m happy and gay,

Because I walked around the mall with Charlene today.

I like listening to her talk:

But I never knew she could walk.

I didn’t want to marry her,

But I had fantasies of carrying her.

And I told her all the time,

It’s not a crime —

I never knew she could walk.