| It’s one AM, but I’m happy and gay, |
| Because I walked around the mall with Charlene today. |
| I like listening to her talk: |
| But I never knew she could walk. |
| I didn’t want to marry her, |
| But I had fantasies of carrying her. |
| And I told her all the time, |
| It’s not a crime — |
| I never knew she could walk. |