I Never Knew She Could Walk
|It’s one AM, but I’m happy and gay,
|Because I walked around the mall with Charlene today.
|I like listening to her talk:
|But I never knew she could walk.
|I didn’t want to marry her,
|But I had fantasies of carrying her.
|And I told her all the time,
|It’s not a crime —
|I never knew she could walk.