Microsoft Math

It is now safe to turn off your computer Once in awhile, I will open a spammy email, which annoys me enough to complain about it. This happened recently, what appeared to be an innocent message from Microsoft, could have unleashed a virus. It looked like this:

Click Here!
About this mailing:
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The original email also contained an MSN logo. It fooled me until I examined Click Me! which linked to a Windows executable file.

Send In The Clowns

I had just received this annoyance, so I immediately notified the company which gave us Windows 95 and Bob, hoping to reduce the workload of some beleaguered support person.

Microsoft’s remarkable reply arrived in a few seconds. It began:

Thank you for reporting spam to the MSN Support Team. This is an auto-generated response to inform you that we have received your submission. Please note that you will not receive a reply if you respond directly to this message.

Unfortunately, in order to process your request, MSN Support needs a valid MSN hosted account.

Microsoft Math

If that message infected 1000 Windows computers, around the world, but only one MSN subscriber is affected, then it really only infected one computer.