To New York Giants:
I have been following Giants for many years, and last week’s game was your worst! I attended games in ‘80’s with my late wife, but have not lived in New York for many years, and can only follow your team on TV now.I watched Denver game on Thanksgiving, with my buddy who gets NFL Network, which was needed here. He claims that I yelled too much, which upset his pets, and banned me from watching future games there until Giants improve.
Actually, I only recall renaming your team, “The Negative Giants” because you kept going backwards.
You kept going backwards by committing stupid penalties, which annoyed me, so perhaps I did yell a little. And you committed about 8 penalties, after about 7 during the previous game – which still lingered in my memory, because some genius scheduled two games in four days.
Please do me a favor and win your remaining games. My buddy is Viking fan, and I would like to watch that game with him. He will relent if you are playing better next month. He said that I am very pleasant when Giants are winning.
Besides his company, another reason I like watching games there, is his outstanding TV set. I helped him pick the set before you played in Super Bowl XLII — only 2 years ago.
Your next game with Cowboys is most critical game of season. Your previous game against them was one of the most enjoyable games I ever watched — sticking it to Dallas in new stadium, on final play, with practically every important person in Texas there, was outstanding! Please beat them again. I know you can do it.
I am sure you will win if you do not commit any penalties!
Best wishes, Mitch