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How to Meet Bear Grylls

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Man vs. Wild: Survival Techniques from the Most Dangerous Places On Earth is the latest book by Bear Grylls. It goes on sale today.

Now I can stop watching Bear Grylls reruns, and practice his techniques, in the privacy of my home. What could be better?

Can You Ever Learn Too Much?

Among other things, readers will learn how to:

  1. Suck fluid from fish eyeballs
  2. Use their urine to stay cool
  3. Skin a snake and eat it

Perhaps we will also learn:

  1. Why we should not eat the entire eyeball
  2. If this is a custom somewhere
  3. How to catch the snake

Where Is Bear Grylls?

Bear Grylls will be autographing books, and probably answering ridiculous questions, at least twice:

When Where
5/1/08 1:00 PM Borders Books 100 Broadway New York, NY 212–964–1988
5/6/08 7:30 PM Barnes & Noble 23630 Valencia Blvd. Santa Clarita, CA 661–254–6604

Still Searching for Bear Grylls

I am obviously a big fan of Bear Grylls, and I would like to meet him. Therefore, I was very surprised that this information, was scarce, and difficult to obtain.

Is it possible that Bear Grylls is just visiting two bookstores — one on each side of America?